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Trains are evil. They don't even try to swerve.
Date: 26 Apr 2007 @ 09:53 Last Modified: 26 Apr 2007 @ 09:54
This headline should read: Man tries to make someone else pay for his stupidity.
A Nova Scotia man ...
6-year-old charged with 3rd degree tantrum.
Date: 16 Apr 2007 @ 18:43
The United States of America continues its daily quest into the shitter.
A 6 year old girl has been...
Today's Complaints
Date: 11 Dec 2006 @ 12:19 Last Modified: 11 Dec 2006 @ 12:21
On most mornings, Fark is a part of my daily readings. The fun stories people find from all over th...
Jail is too hard.
Date: 05 Dec 2006 @ 10:34
Seriously. That's what this kid said. Jail is too hard.
Cry me a fucking river, you worthless pon...
2005 is a dismal year for movies.
Date: 15 Dec 2005 @ 22:01 Last Modified: 15 Dec 2005 @ 22:14
Place your wagers.
How long does it take someone at the MPAA to blame Internet piracy and copyright...
Police incompetence blamed on t-shirts
Date: 07 Dec 2005 @ 12:49
OK, seriously, that's enough.
Stop it.
STOP IT!
Not only are parents too stupid to own up to thei...
Stupidity pays!
Date: 18 Nov 2005 @ 12:44
Only in the litigious cesspool that is the United States would a family be
awarded $67M USD because ...
Don't Trust Anyone Under 30?
Date: 30 Sep 2005 @ 10:06 Last Modified: 30 Sep 2005 @ 23:21
A story on canada.com (originally from the Ottawa Citizen) suggests that people under 30 are less em...
Air France passengers suing for $150M
Date: 09 Aug 2005 @ 08:31
As reported in a story by CTV, two class-action lawsuits have been filed in Ontario against Air Fran...
Tom Cruise has officially lost it.
Date: 25 Jun 2005 @ 17:49
Tom Cruise has officially fucking lost it.
That is all.
...
Edgar Ray Killen gets 60 years in the slammer.
Date: 24 Jun 2005 @ 12:15
According to the Chicago Tribune, Edgar Ray Killen has been given 20 years per murder for the murder...
Liam "no talent" Gallagher walks off stage.
Date: 15 Jun 2005 @ 11:40
This week, Liam Gallagher of Oasis walked off the stage in the middle of "Champagne Supernova", leav...
Lucas the Hut has an idea!
Date: 26 May 2005 @ 09:11
Stop the madness. Please.
Whether or not you're a fan, you've undoubtedly seen at least one of the...
Canadian government upholds copyright law.
Date: 20 May 2005 @ 08:44 Last Modified: 20 May 2005 @ 12:39
Yesterday, according to the Globe and Mail, an appeals court held up a previous' judge decision agai...
Jehovah's Witness Allowed to go to New York for Chemo
Date: 19 May 2005 @ 09:44 Last Modified: 19 May 2005 @ 10:06
In an article on the CBC, Vancouver Child & Family Services has allowed a 14 year old Jehovah's ...
What the hell is wrong with people?
Date: 17 May 2005 @ 11:50 Last Modified: 17 May 2005 @ 11:57
According to The Globe and Mail, Clifford Sleigh didn't "mean to" kill a 6 year old girl he brutally...
Drunk Driver Kills for the Second Time
Date: 12 May 2005 @ 11:39 Last Modified: 12 May 2005 @ 11:56
According to CTV, Jeffrey Dressler of Holland Landing, ON has been convicted for a second time for i...
40% of Canadians can't read!
Date: 12 May 2005 @ 08:56 Last Modified: 12 May 2005 @ 09:22
According to a study by The Canadian Press, 40% of all Canadians are "below the skill level con...